Why my cats are better than kids!

Jurgen really wants kids. Me, not so much. At least not now. I am in no rush. And here is why - Here is why my cats are better than kids.

1. I don't have to change my cats' diapers - they have a litter box.
2. My cats don't talk back or tell me they hate me.
3. If my cats don't want to be bugged by their "daddy" or whomever, they hide under the bed, they don't come whining to me.
4. I never have to worry about my cats getting pregnant, or getting someone pregnant.
5. I can leave my cats during the day, I don't need a nanny or babysitter.
6. I don't have to cook for my cats - they have an automatic feeder.
7. My cats don't complain about what I fee them - they eat cat food.
8. I can leave my cats by themselves for days by themselves - they just need food and water.
9. I always know when my cats are happy - they purr.
10. My cats are perfectly happy in any city I take them to, they don't worry about missing their friends.

Having cats is easy. Having kids is complicated.

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